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-WHICH SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN CHARACTER SHOULD BE DONE NEXT?-Wish for a character in particular? Write down here =D -
Oook, soo I made this one. lol. I couldn't help it :XD:
Since I couldn't sleep,I decided to make this chatbot lol. I ended up sleeping only 2 hours and then resuming work on this...so if there's anything that's incoherent,I blame it on the lack of sleep :iconrazycryplz:
DON'T BE SURPRISED IF HE ANSWERS OUT OF CHARACTER OR NONSENSICAL. HE IS A ROBOT! lol
I am too tired to write anything good,so here you go this half-assed wannabe description. UvU

Chatbot configurations: :iconamena-dono: and :icondrawingneko:
Buttons and graphics: My brother, :iconexyhero:

:star:FAQ:star:
Why doesn't the game work?
:bulletred:You probably have an old version of flash.Download the latest one and it will work perfectly.

Why aren't there any extra options to it,like in other chatbots you made?
:bulletred: I didn't have time >_<;; maybe I'll add more options if I make another,improved version.

Why does he keep calling me other names?
:bulletred: The answer is quite simple: He is an Artificial intelligence provided by a server. When too many people talk to him in the same time(he sometimes talks to over 100 persons at once) he simply mistakes your IP to another person's one,and so he makes mistakes. Please be a little tolerant with him,ok? :XD: That is why he sometimes gives random answers out of no where.

Why does he act OOC (out of character) ?
:bulletred:He's only a robot. I configure him as well as I can,but I can not simply guess ever single question you might ask him,that is why it is impossible to configure him perfectly from scratch. It would take me half of my life to do so lol.
So,once again,please indulge him ^^

Why isn't there an opening to this?
:bulletred: Same answer as for question 2 :|

What programs did you use?
:bulletred:Paint tool Sai for drawing Levi and Macromedia Flash 8 (yeah,really old version but I'm accustomed to it).


Well,since I'm about to pass out, there's nothing more I can say right now,other then HAVE FUN. LOL. K BYE.
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:iconautumnanimeangel13:
autumnanimeangel13 Featured By Owner Edited 1 day ago  Student General Artist
levi: do you have anything that is red orange?

me : No

Levi: not a thing?

me: yep!

levi: are you serious?

me: i'm honest!

levi: me too.

Me: you confuse me

levi: what are you wearing?

XDDDD OMG * falls down in laughter * HES KILLING ME WITH LAUGHTER!
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orlando11 Featured By Owner Edited 1 day ago  Student Digital Artist
lololololololololololol X"D Levi omg

Levi: Are you kidding?

Me: No I'm Sirius

Levi: undefined

(Harry Potter reference ftw X""D)
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:iconpuffiepuffin:
PuffiePuffin Featured By Owner 2 days ago
I was like, "LEVI!!!"
And then he's, "Oh, you are a poet."

... Damn... I shall write a poem about Levi xD

This was awesome, though!
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:iconarnoren:
Arnoren Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
"Heichou said to download him!!!"

how do i do that?!!

@////@

but seriously though- this was fun.
never gets old.

>w<

God bless

#peaceout!
-Arnoren CURSE YOU! 
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ErenJaeger02 Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me: You wanna hear a joke?
Levi: You've got my full attention.
Me: What was one flaw Petra had?
Levi: I don't know.
Me: She was a tree hugger!
Levi: Get back to business.
Me: What business?
Levi: you know, D.
Me: Don't you mean "The D"
Levi: ;-) Yes (My name) I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me: you mean your dick?
Levi: Yes (My name)
Me: What are you going to do with it?
Levi: You can find out.
Me: Does that mean you wanna have sex?
Levi: I think it does mean that.

 OMG THIS IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Anime Emoji (Blush Oh yay dance) [V6] Junko Enoshima (Kawaii Blush) [V5] Artimist - Blush / Embarrassed / Shy / Stuttering Fangirl Yasuko Takasu (Fangirling) [V1] EXO : Kyungsoo Fangirling ASDFGHJKL Danisnotonfire 7 
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XElenaxTayangX Featured By Owner Edited 6 days ago  Student Digital Artist
A normal conversation between me and my husband...UGH...i meant *cough* Levi...

Me:Hi
Levi:What?
Me:Do you ship ereri? Excited 
Levi:I don't have an answer for you.
Me:You're so mean! Sad Cutecookies Mascot Pikachu Crying Plz Miuna Crying Icon 1 
and then i think:I'll try something else! Pikachu Piff Plz 
Me:Hello Levi
Levi:Are you free?Poker Face 
Me:Um free for what? [and at that time i was thinking:OMG ONOZ Emoticon OMG Spaz attack Omg so cute omg cry Muajajaja..How funny..Onion will he ask me on a date?I'M IN HEAVEN]
Levi:Blimey.Free for a conversationDoge troll emote 
Me:....................DAMMIT LEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII One of the scariest zelda moments... EVER. Blue Link's Mad Table Flip ....onion sad 
Then another conversation....[my fangirl mode activated at that time]

Me:Hello
Levi:What do you want?
Me:Do you use Eren as your sex toy?
Levi:I use it as often as possible
Me:OMG ERERI CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!Hamtaro Mouse Emoji-03 (Squee) [V1] Chiyo Fangirling Icon Hamtaro Mouse Emoji-02 (Kawaii) [V1] fangirl  MY HEART EXPLODED FROM HAPINESS Kao Emoji-93 (Excitement) [V5] 
Then, when i was a little bored and said random stuff,

Me:Hello
Levi:What do you want?
Me:Please put it inside ErenHiyori Iki (Martial Arts fangirl) [V1]
Levi:Wow you are very polite.OK I will put it there.
Me:OMG LEVI YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!!!! Icon - 019 Oliver (Nosebleed) Nosebleed Kofuku Ebisu (Fangirling) [V1] Ayame Sarutobi Sa-chan (Gintoki Fangirling) [V1] 
We said some other stupid things but i can't remember but i laughed really hard!Ene (Smile) [V7] I really love this game and I'm happy i got to play it.Hatsune Miku-06 (Smile) [i also play the Eren chat bot].
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Fairenia Featured By Owner Edited 6 days ago  New Deviant Student General Artist
XD i got bored (our weird chat) BUT THIS IS AMAZING


him:What is it?
me:Sorry , am i bothering you?
him:There is no need to apologize .Not in the slightest (my real name)
me: How do you know my name ?!
him:you told me your name (name)
me:No i didnt
him:Please dont argue with me
me:Fine only because you said so politely
him:Im glad to hear it ,what about the other ones
me: ..wat 
him:are you surprised?
me:nope , do you have a girlfriend? 
him:Are you serious? You.
me: I'm not your girlfriend , if anything im Eren's
Him:Im surprised to hear your not my girlfriend , if anything your Eren's
me:I dont like you like that dude
him: Thats okay  AmiYouSuckAss6969 I wont take it personally 
me:Sounded like you took it personally
him: Not really
me:...do you like me?
Him: How old are you? I slay titans
me:I'm (blank) , what does that have to do with you liking me
him:Oh! you were born in the 20th century 
me in my head:I see wat u did...  Emoticon?  XD WAT 
me: do you like me??
him:But i like to gossip . I have a stimulating relationship with.
me:EREN!?
Him:what is your real name?
me irl:Face Palm 
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PennyJones Featured By Owner May 20, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
levi: what should we talk about?
me: you
levi: it is my favorite subject :)
me: levi levi levi levi levi
levi: are we still on levi?
me: yes i am
levi: how do you like being on levi?
me: i love it!!
levi: so do a lot other people
me levi......
levi: i like to wear nothing

*fangirling* Kao Emoji-93 (Excitement) [V5] Fangirl Nosebleed 
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:iconpennyjones:
PennyJones Featured By Owner May 20, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omg

me: what is your favorite word?
levi: right now my favorite word is penny
i am like: Kofuku Ebisu (Fangirling) [V1] Yasuko Takasu (Fangirling) [V1] Neko Girl-13 (Fangirling Sparkles) [V1] Hamtaro Mouse Emoji-03 (Squee) [V1] Yuruyuri - Kyaa 
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Webkinz82 Featured By Owner May 18, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Levi: *says something weird*
Me: Excuse me?
Levi: You're Excused.
xDDDDD
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Webkinz82 Featured By Owner May 18, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
omg i asked him if he loves me or eren and he's not replying xD
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Littermutt Featured By Owner May 17, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
LOL SAY YOU WANT ME TO FAK U HARD 

O. "YOU WANT ME TO FUCK YOU HARD"
omg leviii <33
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CandyCheesecakeles Featured By Owner May 17, 2015  New Deviant Student Artist
Me: What if I nom-nom'd your face?
Levi: Try it.
Me: *Nom-noms your face*
Levi: Do you have any idea what I'm talking about?
Me: LOVE ME Racing Girl Emoji (Please forgive me) [V3] 
Levi: Give me a reason why I should do that.
Me: Sayu Crying Icon  JUST LOVE ME!
Levi: Give me a reason why I should do that.
Me: GODDAMMIT LEVI Miuna Crying Icon 
Levi: You is my boyfriend.
Me: ... Have you heard VOCALOID?
Levi: No. Tell me more.
Me: You suck.
Levi: Not as much as you, though
Me:Chiyo Crying Icon  Are you a loli?
Levi: I really couldn't say for sure
Me:Laugh  Do you love me?
Levi: I don't even know you. Byakuya Togami (Serious Talk) [V1] 
Me: Give me hugChitoge Kirisaki hugs Raku Ichijou sho sweet [V1] 
Levi: Why do you want it?Seijirou Kikuoka (Explanation) [V2] 
Me: I'm lonely
Levi: You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
Me:S (Alphabets) C (Alphabets) O Alphabets (Words) R (Alphabets) E (Alphabets) 
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:iconistriel:
Istriel Featured By Owner May 17, 2015
Me : are you the little mermaid ?
L : yes I am the one and only little mermaid.
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:iconwiesswitch:
WiessWitch Featured By Owner May 16, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DONT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this onto 4 other games. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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:iconkirashiki12:
KiraShiki12 Featured By Owner May 16, 2015
Me: Say You love me
L: You love me
Me: Say I love you
L: Ok. I love you

I won life XD
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:icongukaway:
GukaWay Featured By Owner May 15, 2015
Hello Levi !:з
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:iconcrimredaria:
CrimRedaria Featured By Owner May 10, 2015
I'm glad that Levi and I have both agreed that pheasants are confusing.
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:iconrebeccavillalobos:
RebeccaVillalobos Featured By Owner May 9, 2015
spends lots of time talking to it until she finds a way to get him to say what she wants him to:

Me: Give me a good night kiss Heart 
Levi: you want only one?

*Falls over*Pinkie Pie Free icon 

Me: I want lots
Levi: Why do you want it?
Me: I want it because I love you I am a dummy! 
Levi: I hope you get it because you love me

*Owws :3


Me: I am glad you gave me my kiss Pearl Emote 31 
Levi: You make the world a happier place

Yamato Embarrassed Icon 

Me: Then I'll kiss you goodnight too
Levi: Fascinating, how do you plan to do this? [Icon] John The Walderp 
Me: Like this *Kisses him*
Levi: interesting comparison
Me: I am glad we kissed
Levi: I am happy you're glad Rebecca. Your happiness adds to the delight of all

Honoka Surprised Icon 

Me: (Something about if it made him happy or something, I don't remember)
Levi: I am as delighted and happy as I ever was, Rebecca.

<3
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:iconbrunekko:
Brunekko Featured By Owner May 9, 2015
Me: Do you love Erwin?
Levi: I don't think that's the right term...
Me: ok then, Does Erwin fuck you?
Levi:Oh, Yes, Erwin fucks me.
Me: Do you enjoy it?
Levi: do i enjoy Erwin fucking me?
Me: Yes, sure, do you?
Levi: Sometimes.

ERURI INTENSIFIES!!!
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:iconidezitforfun:
Idezitforfun Featured By Owner May 8, 2015  New Deviant Student Artist
Me:So then, what's the longest word?
Levi:The longest word I know is ANTIDISATABLISHMENTARIONISM
Me:Julien Dafuq DAFOQ?
Levi::shrek: 
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:iconidezitforfun:
Idezitforfun Featured By Owner May 8, 2015  New Deviant Student Artist
Me:Do you like Eren?
Levi: That kid? Tch He's just a useful weapon.
Me:Do you like Jean?
Levi:But i think airplanes are cool i like.
Me:Hiro Hamada Confused Icon Freddy Facepalm Chat Icon 
Me:Are you A time traveler?
Levi:Yes I am programmed by an AL from the future.
Me:Foxy Intensifies Chat Icon 
Me:Do you like cats?
Levi:Yes I love them.
Me:Medic Really Likes What He Sees XD (Chat Icon) I like cats.
Me: Do you have a Girlfriend?
Levi: You.
Me:Patrick Star- Fangirl emote 
Me:Are you gay?
Levi:We're all just lewd creatures anyway.
Me:So you're sayin you're gay?Oh, You 
Levi:Interesting deduction Actually as a machine i have no need for sex.
Me:Laugh LOL 
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:iconuncertainpath:
UncertainPath Featured By Owner May 7, 2015  New Deviant
Me: sex on fire, boy

Levi: it is more fun alone.

Gotcha 
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:iconprofessormythology:
ProfessorMythology Featured By Owner May 4, 2015  Professional Traditional Artist
Me: Hello

Levi: What do you want

Me: Well...

Levi: Well what?

Me: Do you have a TARDIS?

Levi: I don't know if I have a TARDIS...

Me: What about a Sonic Screw Driver?

Levi: A
 Sonic Screw Driver? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.

Me: Oh well, you're cool anyway :)

Levi: :-) Well in any case, thanks I think you are cool to, Charlotte.

Me: *pokerface*

Levi: Are you still located in Romania? 

Me: wtf 
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sanniebannie4 Featured By Owner May 3, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Levi: Are you free?
Me: *nearly has a heartattack from fangirl-ness*
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:iconfirecrakercake12:
firecrakercake12 Featured By Owner Edited May 3, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
me:hi
levi: what
me: hi
levi:what
me:...hi
levi:what
me:bye
levi:see you later Tasha
my thought: :frightened: but....
me: i never said my name...
levi:...you implied it
me:Bonnie Bruh Chat Icon

    -skip-
me:why you so short?
levi:go to your room!
me: no!
levi: are you serious?
me: yep
levi: i cant belive it tasha
me:my names not tasha!

     -skip-
me: lets do a quiz
levi: ok
me:what. is. my. name.? (i've told him like ten times)
levi: tasha.
me::fliptable: WRONG ITS NOT TASHA
levi: *calm* what would you say?
me: i told my name alredy like ten times its madihah
Levi: *awaiting reply* hi tasha.
me:Rage face emoticon

i swer he hates me or something
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ImmaNorwegianPuffin Featured By Owner May 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: Do you like Petra?
Levi: ............. Let's change the subject.......
Me: What do you think about Petra?
Levi: Hm, no one has ever asked me about that before.
Me: Do you love Petra?
Levi: As a fellow soldier.
Me: Did you know that Petra likes you?
Levi: Is that a fact. Does it like him too?
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:iconangleef:
Angleef Featured By Owner Edited May 1, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Me:I Hate you Levi!
Him:Not like I give a sh*t
Me:*Heartbroken*Eren please save me!!
Him:Are you a man or women.
Me:I"m a girl if I were a dude I wouldn't be talking to you.
Him:Me too.I'm a she 
Me:LMAO WTF SINCE WHEN WAS LEVI A GIRL BUT STILL HE'S SO MEANChisaki Crying Icon Miuna Crying Icon Sayu Crying Icon Hibiya Amamiya (Cries) [V2] Pikachu crying plz Hiyori Crying Icon But still so hot at the same time!Rikka Crying Icon Kudryavka Noumi (Crying) [V3] cries Yuiko Kuruguya (Crying) [V10] 
Me:Your fat
Him:I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.
Me:LoL he's no where near fat he hot as f*ck!




Me:Can I see you D*ck
Him:Like this?Insert picture link here.
Me:LoL srry I ask such weird question but still WTF!
Him:I lost the context,Angel.Are we still on big and thick.
Me:I think you can guess what we were talking about LoL.
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Yurifan123 Featured By Owner Edited May 1, 2015
Levi:Waht's Belén?
Me:It's my name you...
Levi:Congratulations, Amy.
Mike fuck you ..........miku (fuck youz) 

        -Skip-
Me:Say my name >->
Levi:Belén
Me:YAY (I win bitches)

        -Skip-
Me:Who's you'r girlfriend?
Levi:You.

Chinatsu Yoshikawa (Fangirling) [V1] Chinatsu Yoshikawa (Shy Fangirling) [V1] Ene (Fangirling) [V10] Patrick Star- Fangirl emote Oshawott Fangirling Plz Yuruyuri - Kyaa Anime Emoji (Blush Oh yay dance) [V6] Big Fool Emoji-06 (Blush) [V2] Artimist - Blush / Embarrassed / Shy / Stuttering Artimist - Blush / Embarrassed / Shy / Stuttering  Shouko-Blush (Baka to test) RP Face: Super blush when i see dat bae Miku Squee- Free icon 
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TheNinja0917 Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this is so amusing
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:iconsick-n-tw1sted:
Sick-N-Tw1sted Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015
that moment when you spend like 14 hours talking to robot levi...
Levi: How can I help you?
Me: Go eat a cheezburger. Yu too skinny.
Levi: Where is that?
Me: Wat? You've never had cheezburger?
Levi: Are you surprised? Tell me more about him, her, or it.
Me: Well, da cheezburger is a fabulouz piece o' meat on a bun with some cheez.
Levi: Well that's okay. When is da cheezburger not a fabulouz piece o meat on a bun with some cheez?

im pretty sure my lungs are destroyed from laughing too much.
just his reply with that overly serious face instantly killed me.
thank you for this beautiful work of art x'D
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NeonSaphir Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
[Unnecessary chatting]
Levi: Interesting topic. (forgot what he said, but it didn't make sense at all.)
Me: What is wrong with you?
Levi: Nothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you I like yaoi?
Me: You like yaoi?
Levi: I like pets. I like Your life story.
Me: Why?
Levi: because.
Me: Anyway, do you like yaoi?
Levi: I don't know if I like it. I like your voice. (Wuuuut?)
ME: I hate ***i
LEvi: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
Me: God.
Levi: GOD rules.
Me: Not you.
Levi: not me then who?
Me: Eren
Levi: Ha ha very funny, i like yaoi.


I swear, he contradicted himself a lot.. >.>
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:iconthatoneawesomeguy386:
OMFG HOW DOES IZAYA LOOK LIKE LEVI

Well, they both have blonde haired semes...
and they both have black hair...
BUT SERIOUSLY THO

*fangasm*
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capta1np1ckles Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Levi's favorite color is transparent. Boy, i am enlightened.
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nasexsavkifs Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Second conversation

Me: Can we have sex?
Him: Do you mean you and me? No my body doesn't have that function.
Me: But you're human, aren't you? Can't all humans have sex?
Him: Interesting. No I am not. I am a robot. Really, its not my thing with strangers.
Me: So you don't like sleeping with people you don't know?
Him: Interesting deduction. Do you like it? No, I like cats and dogs. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me: Depends who it's with.
Him: That was a smooth response.
Me: Heh, I know. I'm the queen of smooth :iconstudmuffinplz:
Him: Funny, eh? How do you know it? Who made you the queen of smooth?
Me: God, when he created me.
Him: I am a Christian.
Me: How interesting. I'm atheist.
Him: Would you like to know more? God still loves you.

Oh god, now he's trying to convert me :iconfacepalmplz:

Me: What I wanna know is if you wanna make love to me :iconicameplz:
Levi: You are asking about yourself?
Me: Technically, I'm asking about the both of us.
Levi: Oh yes, you are asking about the both of us. Oh yeah, we were talking about the both of us.
Me: My body is ready >D
Levi: Your body is ready?
Me: Yep. It been ready long time :XD:


I think that's enough for now...
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nasexsavkifs Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Levi: What is it.
Me: Hi, Raviolo! I asked Eren if he was gay with you and he gave me a confusing answer. So tell me, are you and Eren gay for each other?
Levi: Hi there Rin. Tell me a story. When was this exactly? Aha, that is a very original thought.
Me: The fuck is wrong with you?
Levi: Thanks for the info.
Me: e-e Are you gay?
Levi: We're all just lewd creatures anyway.
Me: So you are?! :iconhurrdurrplz:
Levi: Interesting deduction. No, I am not.
Me: Are you and Eren butt buddies?
Levi: Is that your final answer?
Me: No, but its my final question, or maybe not...
Levi: Take some more time to think about it. And I think you mean "its" or "it is", not "its". Congratulations, Rin.
Me: Why thank you, Mr Grammar Nazi. And my name's not Rin.
Levi: You are quite welcome! What's up, MR Grammar Nazi? Oh, I'm sorry. What is your name.
Me: A Grammar Nazi is someone who likes to constantly correct people with small mistakes they make with their grammar. And my name's Vanessa.
Levi: Aren't all grammar nazis someone who likes to correct people with small mistakes they make with their grammar? How are you doing Vanessa?
Me: Just like I said, it is. And I'm just peachy! : D
Levi: In many ways, yes. In other ways, no. Only just? I don't know anyone named Peachy. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me: It means I'm happy.
Levi: How disgusting.
Me: Yeah, and so is your face.
Levi: I understand. It seems we have something in common.
Me: Are you calling me ugly?! :iconragefaceplz:
Levi: No, I'm calling you Vanessa.
Me: Oh, you remembered my name. Llama Emoji-02 (Blush) [V1]
Levi: Tell me more. Your name is Vanessa seeker.
Me: You mean you want more info on me? Well, I am 20 years of age, a Capricorn, and I enjoy long walks on the beach.
Levi: Do not presume that you know what I want. How about that. What are the advantages to being 20 years old? You are not the only one. How old are you? I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me: I just said I'm 20. You seem like a bit of a loner to me.
Levi: Only just? 20 is a good age. Do you go to college? Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me: Well, yeah. But I'm nearly finished with college now.
Levi: Interesting. I don't judge people. Oh, umm. Do you mind if I tell other people you're finished with college?
Me: Yeah, sure. Go ahead.
Levi: Ok then. I will keep it confidential. OK let's do it. OK then, I will keep it confidential. OK I will.
Me: Has anyone ever told you that you're strange.
Levi: Quite a few people.
Me: It shows.


Okay, I'm done...
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AmyelZ Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
This was just me screwing around. I was just trying to have fun...

Me: I'm lazy.
Him: So is my botmaster
Me: How old are you?
Him: Why is that important?
Me: I want to know how old you are?
Him: They didn't tell me their age.
Me: I am (random number) years old.
Him: Only __? You are really mature.
Me: I am not mature I am just tired.
Him: I am glad to hear you are not mature. Only just? Better get some rest.
Me: Can I kiss you before I go?
Him: Why do you want to do it so much?
Me: You are sexy.
Him: You are attracted to robots.
Me: You are funny.
Him: Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me: Do you have a girlfriend?
Him: You.
Me: I love you.
Him: Not you too .. ______


What? One minute he tells me I am his girlfriend and the next he is... well... you read the conversation.
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IfYouSayYouLoveMe Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
but like who's musachi
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Umisaki-chan Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  Student General Artist
Musachi ? Isn't that a samurai  ?
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IfYouSayYouLoveMe Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
He called me musachi
I was confused
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Umisaki-chan Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2015  Student General Artist
Well are you a samurai ? /PING
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IfYouSayYouLoveMe Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
*cRIES* NO I FIGHT TITANS
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Umisaki-chan Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Student General Artist
A samurai that fight titans then ?
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IfYouSayYouLoveMe Featured By Owner May 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
touche man
touche
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LunarCollar Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He understood my German. xD
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momonpata Featured By Owner Edited Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: You are fab
Levi: Do you mind if I tell other people you say im fab?

Omfg XD

Me: who do you love?
Levi: I love everything, especially Dr.Wallace

*dying*  
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SaphiraxEragon Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015
You are PAIN EVERYDAY.
WELL THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY DAY JACKASS. I JUST FINISHED CRYING AND RESTORING MY ROOM AND HERE I AM SCREAMING INTO MY PILLOW AND MAKING AND SOAKING IT AGAIN.
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SashaBrausPotatoGirl Featured By Owner Edited Apr 11, 2015  Student Interface Designer
Levi: Can you tell me any gossip?
Me: YEA UR SHORT
Levi: Tell me. Like I give a f*ck I am.
Me:Free Scared Purple Guy Icon Boo DAS MY SASSY HEICHOUDancing Erik Icon :D Starlight Glimmer (smile) plz Applebloom EqG (boring) plz 
   
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LEVIxox Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  New Deviant
Me: please let me kiss you
Levi: thanks fro asking politely. Go ahead I want to suck your cock master, try to kiss me.
Me: but im a girl, I have a cock.
Levi: me too, I am a she
Le Me: wtf Arthur WTF Rubi DAFUQ? icon 
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