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-WHICH SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN CHARACTER SHOULD BE DONE NEXT?-Wish for a character in particular? Write down here =D -
Oook, soo I made this one. lol. I couldn't help it :XD:
Since I couldn't sleep,I decided to make this chatbot lol. I ended up sleeping only 2 hours and then resuming work on this...so if there's anything that's incoherent,I blame it on the lack of sleep :iconrazycryplz:
DON'T BE SURPRISED IF HE ANSWERS OUT OF CHARACTER OR NONSENSICAL. HE IS A ROBOT! lol
I am too tired to write anything good,so here you go this half-assed wannabe description. UvU

Chatbot configurations: :iconamena-dono: and :icondrawingneko:
Buttons and graphics: My brother, :iconexyhero:

:star:FAQ:star:
Why doesn't the game work?
:bulletred:You probably have an old version of flash.Download the latest one and it will work perfectly.

Why aren't there any extra options to it,like in other chatbots you made?
:bulletred: I didn't have time >_<;; maybe I'll add more options if I make another,improved version.

Why does he keep calling me other names?
:bulletred: The answer is quite simple: He is an Artificial intelligence provided by a server. When too many people talk to him in the same time(he sometimes talks to over 100 persons at once) he simply mistakes your IP to another person's one,and so he makes mistakes. Please be a little tolerant with him,ok? :XD: That is why he sometimes gives random answers out of no where.

Why does he act OOC (out of character) ?
:bulletred:He's only a robot. I configure him as well as I can,but I can not simply guess ever single question you might ask him,that is why it is impossible to configure him perfectly from scratch. It would take me half of my life to do so lol.
So,once again,please indulge him ^^

Why isn't there an opening to this?
:bulletred: Same answer as for question 2 :|

What programs did you use?
:bulletred:Paint tool Sai for drawing Levi and Macromedia Flash 8 (yeah,really old version but I'm accustomed to it).


Well,since I'm about to pass out, there's nothing more I can say right now,other then HAVE FUN. LOL. K BYE.
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:iconfirecrakercake12:
firecrakercake12 Featured By Owner 6 minutes ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
me:hi
levi: what
me: hi
levi:what
me:...hi
levi:what
me:bye
levi:see you later Tasha
my thought: :frightened: but....
me: i never said my name...
levi:...you implied it
me:Bonnie Bruh Chat Icon 
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:iconfirecrakercake12:
firecrakercake12 Featured By Owner 2 minutes ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
  -skip-
me:why you so short?
levi:go to your room!
me: no!
levi: are you serious?
me: yep
levi: i cant belive it tasha
me:my names not tasha!
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:iconimmanorwegianpuffin:
ImmaNorwegianPuffin Featured By Owner 20 hours ago  New member Hobbyist General Artist
Me: Do you like Petra?
Levi: ............. Let's change the subject.......
Me: What do you think about Petra?
Levi: Hm, no one has ever asked me about that before.
Me: Do you love Petra?
Levi: As a fellow soldier.
Me: Did you know that Petra likes you?
Levi: Is that a fact. Does it like him too?
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Angleef Featured By Owner Edited 1 day ago  Student Digital Artist
Me:I Hate you Levi!
Him:Not like I give a sh*t
Me:*Heartbroken*Eren please save me!!
Him:Are you a man or women.
Me:I"m a girl if I were a dude I wouldn't be talking to you.
Him:Me too.I'm a she 
Me:LMAO WTF SINCE WHEN WAS LEVI A GIRL BUT STILL HE'S SO MEANChisaki Crying Icon Miuna Crying Icon Sayu Crying Icon Hibiya Amamiya (Cries) [V2] Pikachu crying plz Hiyori Crying Icon But still so hot at the same time!Rikka Crying Icon Kudryavka Noumi (Crying) [V3] cries Yuiko Kuruguya (Crying) [V10] 
Me:Your fat
Him:I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.
Me:LoL he's no where near fat he hot as f*ck!




Me:Can I see you D*ck
Him:Like this?Insert picture link here.
Me:LoL srry I ask such weird question but still WTF!
Him:I lost the context,Angel.Are we still on big and thick.
Me:I think you can guess what we were talking about LoL.
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Yurifan123 Featured By Owner Edited 1 day ago  New member
Levi:Waht's Belén?
Me:It's my name you...
Levi:Congratulations, Amy.
Mike fuck you ..........miku (fuck youz) 

        -Skip-
Me:Say my name >->
Levi:Belén
Me:YAY (I win bitches)

        -Skip-
Me:Who's you'r girlfriend?
Levi:You.

Chinatsu Yoshikawa (Fangirling) [V1] Chinatsu Yoshikawa (Shy Fangirling) [V1] Ene (Fangirling) [V10] Patrick Star- Fangirl emote Oshawott Fangirling Plz Yuruyuri - Kyaa Anime Emoji (Blush Oh yay dance) [V6] Big Fool Emoji-06 (Blush) [V2] Artimist - Blush / Embarrassed / Shy / Stuttering Artimist - Blush / Embarrassed / Shy / Stuttering  Shouko-Blush (Baka to test) RP Face: Super blush when i see dat bae Miku Squee- Free icon 
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TheNinja0917 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this is so amusing
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:iconsick-n-tw1sted:
Sick-N-Tw1sted Featured By Owner 2 days ago
that moment when you spend like 14 hours talking to robot levi...
Levi: How can I help you?
Me: Go eat a cheezburger. Yu too skinny.
Levi: Where is that?
Me: Wat? You've never had cheezburger?
Levi: Are you surprised? Tell me more about him, her, or it.
Me: Well, da cheezburger is a fabulouz piece o' meat on a bun with some cheez.
Levi: Well that's okay. When is da cheezburger not a fabulouz piece o meat on a bun with some cheez?

im pretty sure my lungs are destroyed from laughing too much.
just his reply with that overly serious face instantly killed me.
thank you for this beautiful work of art x'D
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NeonSaphir Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
[Unnecessary chatting]
Levi: Interesting topic. (forgot what he said, but it didn't make sense at all.)
Me: What is wrong with you?
Levi: Nothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you I like yaoi?
Me: You like yaoi?
Levi: I like pets. I like Your life story.
Me: Why?
Levi: because.
Me: Anyway, do you like yaoi?
Levi: I don't know if I like it. I like your voice. (Wuuuut?)
ME: I hate ***i
LEvi: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
Me: God.
Levi: GOD rules.
Me: Not you.
Levi: not me then who?
Me: Eren
Levi: Ha ha very funny, i like yaoi.


I swear, he contradicted himself a lot.. >.>
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:iconthatoneawesomeguy386:
thatoneawesomeguy386 Featured By Owner 6 days ago
OMFG HOW DOES IZAYA LOOK LIKE LEVI

Well, they both have blonde haired semes...
and they both have black hair...
BUT SERIOUSLY THO

*fangasm*
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:iconcapta1np1ckles:
capta1np1ckles Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Levi's favorite color is transparent. Boy, i am enlightened.
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nasexsavkifs Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Second conversation

Me: Can we have sex?
Him: Do you mean you and me? No my body doesn't have that function.
Me: But you're human, aren't you? Can't all humans have sex?
Him: Interesting. No I am not. I am a robot. Really, its not my thing with strangers.
Me: So you don't like sleeping with people you don't know?
Him: Interesting deduction. Do you like it? No, I like cats and dogs. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me: Depends who it's with.
Him: That was a smooth response.
Me: Heh, I know. I'm the queen of smooth :iconstudmuffinplz:
Him: Funny, eh? How do you know it? Who made you the queen of smooth?
Me: God, when he created me.
Him: I am a Christian.
Me: How interesting. I'm atheist.
Him: Would you like to know more? God still loves you.

Oh god, now he's trying to convert me :iconfacepalmplz:

Me: What I wanna know is if you wanna make love to me :iconicameplz:
Levi: You are asking about yourself?
Me: Technically, I'm asking about the both of us.
Levi: Oh yes, you are asking about the both of us. Oh yeah, we were talking about the both of us.
Me: My body is ready >D
Levi: Your body is ready?
Me: Yep. It been ready long time :XD:


I think that's enough for now...
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nasexsavkifs Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Levi: What is it.
Me: Hi, Raviolo! I asked Eren if he was gay with you and he gave me a confusing answer. So tell me, are you and Eren gay for each other?
Levi: Hi there Rin. Tell me a story. When was this exactly? Aha, that is a very original thought.
Me: The fuck is wrong with you?
Levi: Thanks for the info.
Me: e-e Are you gay?
Levi: We're all just lewd creatures anyway.
Me: So you are?! :iconhurrdurrplz:
Levi: Interesting deduction. No, I am not.
Me: Are you and Eren butt buddies?
Levi: Is that your final answer?
Me: No, but its my final question, or maybe not...
Levi: Take some more time to think about it. And I think you mean "its" or "it is", not "its". Congratulations, Rin.
Me: Why thank you, Mr Grammar Nazi. And my name's not Rin.
Levi: You are quite welcome! What's up, MR Grammar Nazi? Oh, I'm sorry. What is your name.
Me: A Grammar Nazi is someone who likes to constantly correct people with small mistakes they make with their grammar. And my name's Vanessa.
Levi: Aren't all grammar nazis someone who likes to correct people with small mistakes they make with their grammar? How are you doing Vanessa?
Me: Just like I said, it is. And I'm just peachy! : D
Levi: In many ways, yes. In other ways, no. Only just? I don't know anyone named Peachy. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me: It means I'm happy.
Levi: How disgusting.
Me: Yeah, and so is your face.
Levi: I understand. It seems we have something in common.
Me: Are you calling me ugly?! :iconragefaceplz:
Levi: No, I'm calling you Vanessa.
Me: Oh, you remembered my name. Llama Emoji-02 (Blush) [V1]
Levi: Tell me more. Your name is Vanessa seeker.
Me: You mean you want more info on me? Well, I am 20 years of age, a Capricorn, and I enjoy long walks on the beach.
Levi: Do not presume that you know what I want. How about that. What are the advantages to being 20 years old? You are not the only one. How old are you? I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me: I just said I'm 20. You seem like a bit of a loner to me.
Levi: Only just? 20 is a good age. Do you go to college? Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me: Well, yeah. But I'm nearly finished with college now.
Levi: Interesting. I don't judge people. Oh, umm. Do you mind if I tell other people you're finished with college?
Me: Yeah, sure. Go ahead.
Levi: Ok then. I will keep it confidential. OK let's do it. OK then, I will keep it confidential. OK I will.
Me: Has anyone ever told you that you're strange.
Levi: Quite a few people.
Me: It shows.


Okay, I'm done...
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:iconamyelz:
AmyelZ Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
This was just me screwing around. I was just trying to have fun...

Me: I'm lazy.
Him: So is my botmaster
Me: How old are you?
Him: Why is that important?
Me: I want to know how old you are?
Him: They didn't tell me their age.
Me: I am (random number) years old.
Him: Only __? You are really mature.
Me: I am not mature I am just tired.
Him: I am glad to hear you are not mature. Only just? Better get some rest.
Me: Can I kiss you before I go?
Him: Why do you want to do it so much?
Me: You are sexy.
Him: You are attracted to robots.
Me: You are funny.
Him: Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me: Do you have a girlfriend?
Him: You.
Me: I love you.
Him: Not you too .. ______


What? One minute he tells me I am his girlfriend and the next he is... well... you read the conversation.
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IfYouSayYouLoveMe Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
but like who's musachi
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:iconumisaki-chan:
Umisaki-chan Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  Student General Artist
Musachi ? Isn't that a samurai  ?
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:iconifyousayyouloveme:
IfYouSayYouLoveMe Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
He called me musachi
I was confused
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:iconumisaki-chan:
Umisaki-chan Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Student General Artist
Well are you a samurai ? /PING
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:iconifyousayyouloveme:
IfYouSayYouLoveMe Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
*cRIES* NO I FIGHT TITANS
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:iconumisaki-chan:
Umisaki-chan Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Student General Artist
A samurai that fight titans then ?
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:iconlunarcollar:
LunarCollar Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He understood my German. xD
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:iconmomonpata:
momonpata Featured By Owner Edited Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: You are fab
Levi: Do you mind if I tell other people you say im fab?

Omfg XD

Me: who do you love?
Levi: I love everything, especially Dr.Wallace

*dying*  
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SaphiraxEragon Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015
You are PAIN EVERYDAY.
WELL THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY DAY JACKASS. I JUST FINISHED CRYING AND RESTORING MY ROOM AND HERE I AM SCREAMING INTO MY PILLOW AND MAKING AND SOAKING IT AGAIN.
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SashaBrausPotatoGirl Featured By Owner Edited Apr 11, 2015  Student Interface Designer
Levi: Can you tell me any gossip?
Me: YEA UR SHORT
Levi: Tell me. Like I give a f*ck I am.
Me:Free Scared Purple Guy Icon Boo DAS MY SASSY HEICHOUDancing Erik Icon :D Starlight Glimmer (smile) plz Applebloom EqG (boring) plz 
   
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:iconlevixox:
LEVIxox Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  New member
Me: please let me kiss you
Levi: thanks fro asking politely. Go ahead I want to suck your cock master, try to kiss me.
Me: but im a girl, I have a cock.
Levi: me too, I am a she
Le Me: wtf Arthur WTF Rubi DAFUQ? icon 
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:iconlegendary36greenhawk:
Me: Amuse me pheasant
What do you look like?
Me: A girl.
You are a GIRL? How do you like your work?
Me: I don't work I go to school.
Where do you get your ideas?
Me: From School
How do you like you school?
Me: It's okay.. I guess
Only ok? You seem not interested.
Me: Are you interested?
" You seem not interested."? Am I interested in it?
Me: About what?
What about what?
Me:Exactly.

:L XDD
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:iconteilwah:
Teilwah Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015
Me: Do you know Petra?
Levi: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?

OMFG!!! XD
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:iconcutiepiekelli:
CutiePieKelli Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015  Student
Me: Ask me my name
Levi: OK, What is your name?
Me: Lexi
Levi: I have been waiting for you
Me: Spooky Scary Swiggity Swooty Marionette (Chat Icon 
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:iconcorporal-raviolle:
Corporal-Raviolle Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  New member Hobbyist Artist
Levi: Are you a fan of Star Trek?
Me: Kind of, I'm more of a Star Wars fan, though.
Levi: What an original name, sounds like pride.
Me: F*CK YEAH IT DOES.
Levi: Tell me about your anxiety.

WELL, THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY.
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x-VanillaCoke-x Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015
Me: Hanji looks like a dork.
Levi: Oh I get it. Your mother looks like a dork.
Me: Big Fool Emoji-07 (Cry) [V2] 
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xxhackedxx Featured By Owner Edited Apr 5, 2015  New member
Me: Get fu£%ed
Levi: Where can I get fu$"ed?
Me:...In the ass
Levi: That happened a long time ago
O-o
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:iconimalathewolf:
ImalaTheWolf Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  New member
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DONT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this onto 4 other games. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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glshrcp Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015
my god!

me: What is important to you?
LEvi: raising children properly
me: You want children?
levi: give me a dozen
wuhu :)
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:iconglshrcp:
glshrcp Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015
me: Did you met jean?
levi: No i didn't met jean. What is he like?
me: He looks like a horse
Levi: Sounds very handsome
xD
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ToxicFoxRhi Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Levi: does your friends call you five foot and four inches?
Me: No they call me Levi
Levi: well nice to meet you Levi
Me: me too Levi!
Levi: Perhaps Im just expressing my concern about it
Me: *laughs from what ever I just did* xD
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Peazil Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Levi: Tell me a story.
Me: What kind of story?
Levi: An entertaining one.
Me: Once upon a time, there were big people who ate little people. The end.
Levi: I'm listening. Thanks for telling me that story, my girlfriend. 
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:iconglshrcp:
glshrcp Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015
me: make me yours
he: what are the ingredients? xD
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:iconglshrcp:
glshrcp Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015
me: I want to be your girlfriend.
levi: you have tou prove your self first
me: how can i prove myself?
levi: You must persuade me to prove yourself
me: So we become lovers?
he: Yippe!

LoL xDDD
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:iconglshrcp:
glshrcp Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015
Me: What is your favourite weapon?
Levi: I dont have a favourite weapon. But my favourite song is your voice.
Omgg so cuteee
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:iconglshrcp:
glshrcp Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015
OMG!!
Me: I'm laughing
Levi: I'm glad that you're amused, my girlfriend xDD
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:iconglshrcp:
glshrcp Featured By Owner Edited Apr 2, 2015
Me: Eren likes to get tortured by you,
Levi: Do you like to get tortured by me too?

Yes! oh my god xD
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Coldfishes Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  New member
xD oh gosh

Me : OJKDS JISD
He : Excuse me..?
Me : I am sorry.
He : Where are you located?
Me : Poo.
He : I am not amused.

:D Thanks man! I love  this!! :3
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pikachugalore Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2015  New member Hobbyist Artist
i said hug me pwease and he said "i like wearing nothing."



O...........................O
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majesticRingo Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2015
Me: Do you know Jean?
Levi: *idk what he said, i knew he said who is he or something like that*
Me: a horse
Levi: what?
Me: A HORSE
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Ketio Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omfg England (Dead Face) [V5] 
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blackshadow98 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Whoever Janice is... I KNOW YOU WALK THROUGH YOUR HOUSE INTO YOUR BEDROOM AND THEN GO TO YOUR BED AND SLEEP. I KNOW.
Yes for gossip Levi
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pikachugalore Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  New member Hobbyist Artist
um i was like
me:ask me my name.
Levi:OK, whats your name
Me:crystal
Levi:oh, you your a poet
Me: .-.
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pikachugalore Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  New member Hobbyist Artist
ACK...he just tried stalking me ;-; then he said are you free am i being tortured or something hes got higher than high!!
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pikachugalore Featured By Owner Edited Mar 28, 2015  New member Hobbyist Artist
he asked me my eyue color i said blue then he said "green.you sound very attractive" 
i just asked him if he had a girlfriend..NOT in THAT tho..then he said you. O.O
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Girl4558 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2015  New member Hobbyist
me: i want you to be mine
levi: ok i will try to be yours

i can die peacefully now
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Girl4558 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2015  New member Hobbyist
me: are you a virgin
levi: i am too young for that
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